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These Pretzels Are Makin’ Me Thirsty!

These Pretzels Are Makin’ Me Thirsty!

The Alternate Side — Season 3 / Episode 28

 

Kramer: Hey, you know they were supposed to do my scene today?

Elaine: Today?!

Kramer: You know they told me that they wanted me to walk down the block  carrying this bag of groceries.

Elaine: Yeah.

Kramer: So I start to walk, and I trip, and the grocery bag goes flying, and Woody, Woody starts laughing.

Elaine: He was laughing?!

Kramer: Oh yeah, he was drinking something, it started to come out of his nose.

Jerry: So then what?

Kramer: I got a line in the movie!

Elaine: Get out!

Jerry: That’s great!

George: You got a line in the Woody Allen movie?

Kramer: Pretty good, huh?

George: You’re in the movie? Is he in the scene?

Kramer: Oh yeah, yeah, it’s me and him. I might have a whole new career on my  hands, huh?

Jerry: You mean ‘a’ career.

Elaine: So was Mia Farrow there?

Kramer: Uh, I didn’t see him.

Elaine: What’s your line?

Boy, these pretzels are making me thirsty.

Kramer: Oh, well uh, okay I’m there with, uh, Woody, you know, I’m at this bar  and, uh, I’m sit– you know it’s Woody Allen, did I mention that?  The other three impatiently encourage Kramer to continue.

Kramer: So I’m sitting there with Woody and I say, I turn to him and I go, Boy, these pretzels are making me thirsty.”

George: Is that how you’re gonna say it?

Kramer: No, no, I’m working on it.

Elaine: Do it like this. “These pretzels are making me thirsty.”

Jerry: No. “These pretzels are making me thirsty.”

Kramer: No, no. See, that’s no good. See, you don’t know how to act.

George: “These pretzels are making me thirsty!!”

George: That was no good?

Kramer: I didn’t say anything.

Elaine: I’m gonna go break up with Owen.

George: What was wrong with that? I had a different interpretation! Do you know anything about this pretzel guy?! Maybe he’s been in the bar a really long  time and he’s really depressed because he has no job and no woman and he’s  parking cars for a living! Alright! Alright!  Shut up! Shut up! I hear you! I’m coming down! These pretzels are making me  thirsty!

Jacopo Peterman

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I don’t think I’ll ever be able to forget Susie. Most of all, I will never forget that one night, working late on the catalog. Just the two of us. And we surrendered to temptation. And it was pretty good.